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LOLLOL this is great.

Everything is made in China except babies. Babies are made from va-China

Reblog if you can’t always post what’s on your mind because people from school follow you.

when someone meets me:

they think I’m all shy like

But then they get to know me and I’m more like

May 21st

5:30pm

Everyone:

Me:

5:45pm

Everyone:

Me:

6:01pm

Everyone:

Me:

When I hear someone say “Food”.

When the bell rings for the end of school.

The kids are like:

And the teacher is like:

And if it’s Friday I’m still like:

That awkward moment when you are singing the song you used to sing a lot when you were a kid… and you suddenly understand the lyrics.

hellocrazyme:

Candy Shop….
I thought he meant a actual lollipop D;

apparently, twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.

granger-potter:

vegitale:

0h yeah, i remember that time when i was a vampire.

^^^THIS!

reblogging again